Two conservatives were about to leave a book club meeting when one stopped the other.
Con 1: Hey buddy, how about those books?
Con 2: Too PC!
Con 1: I know! Hey, I have this book for you, it's probably the most politically incorrect book ever written.
Con 2: Go on!
Con 1: It was written by a white male heterosexual and he has solutions to all the problems in the world. He served in the military and supports military spending, hates Communism, is very religious, supports big business, hates feminists, and stands up to minorities. He is very patriotic and has no tolerance for liberal "tolerance." He also battled the government and the big media. When he countered the government in what would have been a tea party of that day, he was thrown in jail. He supported keeping "bad people" in prisons like Gitmo and giving them so-called "harsh treatments." And best of all, he hates the French!
Con 2: Great! What's the book called?
Con 1: I forgot, Mein-Something.
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