Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred.-FDR







Saturday, July 16, 2011

Idiot of the Week

Rupert Murdoch

I find it funny that after all these years of us on the left saying how Murdoch is a bad person, this phone-hacking scandal comes out and now everyone is saying that he is a bad guy. Maybe people should listen to liberals more and when we say someone is a bad person early on, you shouldn't be surprised when a giant scandal like this blows up in their face.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Manateabaggers

Like I've always said, conservatives hate hu-manatee.

Everybody knows what the tea party members oppose. High taxes. Big government. Obama's health care plan. High-speed rail.

Now, for at least some local tea party members, there's one more to add: manatee protection.
A Citrus County tea party group has announced that it's fighting new restrictions on boating and other human activities in Kings Bay that have been proposed by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.


"We cannot elevate nature above people," explained Edna Mattos, 63, leader of the Citrus County Tea Party Patriots, in an interview. "That's against the Bible and the Bill of Rights."

I can't make this shit up, there are people who really believe this.

Tea party members are far from alone in opposing the new rules. The Crystal River City Council and Citrus County Commission contend the new regulations will be bad for the local economy.

There must be a lot of stupid crazy idiots in the Crystal River area, there's a nuclear power plant in the area and it must rot their brains somehow. But semitious kidding aside, why would further manatee protection be bad for the economy? Much of Crystal River's economy is ecotourism to you know, SEE THE MANATEES. You would think the people there would want there to be more manatees, not fewer. Unless the economy issue is just a cover and these people really just hate manatees and other endangered species.

One more little gem:

Mattos said she enjoys showing off the manatees to her grandchildren, but she had little use for the Save the Manatee Club, explaining, "If some of these environmental movements had been around in the days of the dinosaurs, we'd be living in Jurassic Park now."

Now they are just being retared. Dinosaurs died off millions of years before humans, this would only make sense if you believe humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time...oh wait.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Idiot of the Week

Michele Bachmann

An Iowa Group called “The Family Leader” is circulating a Pledge to the 2012 Republican Presidential Candidates, which Michele Bachmann has signed, that states that homosexuality is a choice, a sin, and a public health risk, that porn should be banned, and that Sharia Law should be rejected.

Another fascist idiot trying to take away our freedoms, but at least she's open about it.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Happy Birthday Fucker!

George W Bush turns 65.

Some people are outraged over Casey Anthony getting a "not guilty" verdict, but there is one man in Texas who did a lot worse and is celebrating his 65th birthday in freedom. His name is George Walker Bush and he started 2 wars, lied, tortured, wiretapped, allowed cities to be flooded and terrorized, destroyed the economy, and stole an election. If you are outraged at Anthony, multiply that outrage by a million at the last president, a free man.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

And the 2011 Darwin Awards Goes to...

Motorcyclist crashes in helmet law protest, dies

A bare-headed motorcyclist riding in protest of New York state's helmet law crashed, struck his head on the roadway and died from his injuries, state police said on Sunday.

Philip Contos, 55, was riding among a large group of motorcyclists staging an organized protest ride in western New York near Syracuse against the state law requiring all motorcyclists to wear helmets.

It's sad that he died, but he was an idiot. A lot of people die in the act of doing something great, but this was a stupid act, so he is no hero. I hope his death will be a warning to other stupid dumb idiot morons on the road to be safe.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Seven Years Ago Today

On July 3rd 2004 I went to see a patriotic film about a man who loves America and will go as far as to question the current regime about their war and their attack on our freedoms. That man was Michael Moore and his movie was Fahrenheit 9/11. I still have the ticket stub from that day and I can't wait for Moore's next film!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Idiot of the Week


Fuck Yeah!

Glenn "Chalk Full of Nuts" Beck is an insane piece of shit, I can see him self-destructing beyond all recognition in the near future. Until then he won't fully go away and will have his cult following who will remain violent and fascistic to the end. Although Beck never reached the media following of Rush Limbaugh, the GOPiate of the Masses, Beck was very much like the American Joseph Goebbels of his day by spewing propaganda on Fox. So yes he is gone from Fox, but he will still be that cancerous tumor ready to spread throughout the body. So I'm hoping that this is the beginning of the end career-wise for Beck, so fuck you you right-wing sack of ferret piss!