Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred.-FDR

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Is Brett Favre Insane?

Brett Favre is a busted old engine, period. Lot of people are saying that he wants to play today because he is tough and crap, but there is one I haven't heard anybody say: Favre is insane.

Any normal quarterback would sit a game or a few with ankle injuries, but not Favre. Something tells me his wanting to keep his streak alive is some sort of form of "hoarding" and the more games he collects, the happier he is. It's like that crazy lady with 100 cats. With Favre, it's football games. Of course a coach would love to have a reliable quarterback able to throw on any Sunday and Favre has served that purpose for almost 2 decades. But the reason why he was available all those games was because he was healthy and able to move around. Favre has been a lucky mofo. I know he has played through minor injuries, but he is broken down and should rest, or retire again. (And I didn't even mention the whole penis on camera thing.)

So if Brad Childress has any balls, he will start Jackson over Favre at New England and give his team a shot. Favre's injury is also a threat the the Viking's season because they need a healthy quarterback to throw a lot. But Brad is obsessed with Favre and will probably start him and he will collect his 292nd cat, I mean game.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Idiot of the Week

Judson Phillips

There are a lot of liberals who need to be retired this year, but there are few I can think of more deserving than Keith Ellison. Ellison is one of the most radical members of congress. He has a ZERO rating from the American Conservative Union. He is the only Muslim member of congress. He supports the Counsel for American Islamic Relations, HAMAS and has helped congress send millions of tax dollars to terrorists in Gaza.

I don't know how much worse anybody can get, but Judson certainly has sunken that low. This isn't just some crazy guy off the street, he is one of the head teabaggers.

Rally to Restore Sanity

While it's nice for Stewart to give this nice speech about us all coming together and crap, we still have to remember there is a war brewing. Without a doubt, many Republicans will pick up seats this Tuesday and I acknowledge that so I don't want to hear any "ha ha" from conservatives. Whether those Republicans will retake the majority is up to the voters. Conservatives will try harder, harder than during the last 30 years to destroy the foundations of this great nation. So while we can come together to restore sanity, we must define insanity and that insanity is called "conservatism."

Even though I wasn't 100% impressed by Stewart's call for "moderatism", anything would be better than Beck's shitting on MLK.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Hiatus Over

Hiatus is over with or without my personal accomplishments. I like blogging, even if I don't get many readers.

Bill certainly missed the blog.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Hiatus Picture (Irony)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Straight out of a Bill Hicks bit.

(Double irony, I'm on hiatus and I'm still making posts!)

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Quick Hiatus Post: Mike Adams is an Ethically Challenged Bastard

Taking a quick hiatus from my hiatus, I have to bitchslap Mike Adams for playing the victim card in his attempt to equate the recent tragic suicides of bullied homosexuals to, um imaginary suicides of eight homophobes (including himself). He admits the suicides never happened and said this shit:

These eight cases are all true except for one thing: The Christians who were bullied by gays and gay activists are all still alive. Not a single one has committed suicide. That is because they have centered their lives around Jesus Christ, rather than their sexual identity.

Sadly, no! has a nice rundown of what happened to each "victim." Not only did they not committ suicide, they are doing very well and suing. They didn't get depressed and "off" themselves not because they are centered around Christ, but because they know they will have their asses covered in the end by like minded homophobes.

And no amount of bullying can change my mind about that.

After reading Adams, I think a fair definition of conservatism is “turning bullies into victims and turning victims into bullies.” Everybody who speaks out against homosexuality is a bully. So the examples Adams gave for his “suicide fantasies” are actually attempts to stop anti-gay bullying and the fact that Adams and people like him are not taking the situation seriously will lead to more bullying and more suicides.

Of course because these conservative Christians are bullies, they feel no shame and they think that what they are doing is right, so of course they are all suing. To a bully, any attempt to stop bullying is considered bullying.

So fuck you Mike Adams and all of your fellow homophobic bullies!