Malkintented-My name for blogger Michelle Malkin. She is never happy in any of her posts on her blog, so she is malcontented.
Levitating crap/shit/fuck-Instead of "flying" I chose "levitating" cause I like that word. It's cooler than flying. Also it can be added to the beginning of "rat's ass."
Semitious-Short for "Semi-facetious." It's when I'm kidding and being serious at the same time.
Alfalsism-Opposite of "altruism." It's doing the wrong thing and demanding a reward.
GOPiate of the Masses/Pilonidal Fascyst-Rush Limbaugh. Refers to the Marx quote on religion and the fact that Limbaugh had a Pilonidal Cyst on his ass to get out of Vietnam.
MesSarah-Sarah Palin. They called Obama "Obamessiah" to mock him, this one is for Palin.
Dumbassionate Conservative-Like compassionate conservative, but more realistic.
Jew Hunter-Charles Johnson. Makes fun of how he was a hard right-winger during the Bush years, but all of a sudden is a "hero" to the left. Just like the Jew Hunter from Inglorious Basterds.
John "Cut-Down-The-Birch" Society-People who hate the environment. Not just people who want to cut down trees, but all forms of anti-environmentalism.
Shorter-Taking a really long rant and making it shorter to show the author's intent. I didn't invent this concept, but use it.
Have a milkshake-I knew this dude named Pat who once complained that the government took away his right to drink a milkshake cause transfats were taken out of it. "Have a milkshake" is to calm someone down and at the same time say they are full of shit.
Denier-Someone who doesn't acknowledge global warming, like a holocaust denier.
Fred Phelps in a Bikini-Carrie Prejean.
LPG/Levitating Pizza Goblin-Sort of my alternative to the "Flying Spaghetti Monster."
Aynrandinistas-Term for Ayn Rand cultists or fellow travelers of the Ayn Rand "greed is good" philosophy.
Chalk Full of Nuts-Glenn Beck. It's a reference to his chalkboard and being a nut.
Folksyistical-Trying to be folksy. Coined when describing Sarah Palin.
Overdog-Opposite of "underdog."
Ethically Challenged-Secular word to describe "evil." Used as adjective, trying to find a noun form.
Watergategate-Used to describe the Watergate burglary and mocks the over use of "gate."
Cavemanish-Looking like a caveman.
Tarma-It's like karma except it's for smokers who act like assholes. The effects of smoking will catch up to them one day.
Snowball warming-A term to describe the phenomenon in which areas of the Earth that get colder due to the ice caps melting due to global warming.