Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred.-FDR

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Idiot of the Week

Pancreatic Cancer

Hicks died of pancreatic cancer in 1994 at the age of 32.

Sorry for the delay. Twice a year I pay tribute to Bill Hicks and make his cancer the idiot of the week. Rest in peace Bill.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

RIP Bill Hicks!

William Melvin "Bill" Hicks (December 16, 1961 – February 26, 1994)

"Zombie Hicks" is now old enough to vote this November! I hope he votes for Obama! :-)

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Minor Name Change

You know how my name is Albert Blue Cirrus? Well I'm making a minor change to it. Here it is:


Notice what I did there? I removed the "e" from the end of "Blue." I don't know how many times I've used the full "Blue" in my name, but that era is coming to an end.

Why am I doing this? You will find out some day, so please don't ask.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Rant on Gun Nuts

(From a blog reply.)

What the gun nuts have done is make us more afraid and paranoid. They use incidents of criminals with guns to justify making us scared and more armed when those incidents rarely happen. And then an accident happens like the church shooting because there was a gun in the wrong place. These accidental shootings are a thousand times worse than shootings from criminals because all the people involved are innocent. So you can cite as many incidents where someone “saves the day” because they had a gun, the chance of someone accidentally being hurt really overwhelms any good that could come from increase in the number of guns. Also as I’ve stated before, the criminals with the guns have the same gun nut mentality as those vigilantes who arm themselves to the teeth, so it’s pretty much a wash; they stop the problems they created. But the main thing about guns is that they create an atmosphere of fear, that’s the one thing we should take from Bowling for Columbine. Fear of criminals with guns, fear of not having a gun, fear of someone with a gun accidentally firing their gun, fear of a kid finding a gun, etc. Fear at this level can be classified as terrorism. Not only are these gun nuts cultists, but they are to an extant terrorists. Society can do without gun nuttery.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Idiot of the Week

Foster Friess

Foster Friess, the biggest donor to the super PAC supporting Rick Santorum, suggested women used aspirin as a contraceptive.

"Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives," Friess said in an MSNBC interview today. "The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly."

But did it work you moron? Back in your days people did a lot of stupid things that today would be laughable.

"Between their knees?" I assume he meant "between their legs", but I guess if people fucked knees in his days, that would be successful as a birth control. You don't even need Aspirin. I mean babies don't come from knees! Lol! What an idiot!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

A Kennedy is Returning to Congress!

Great news!

Joseph Kennedy III said Wednesday he's formally jumping into the race for the congressional seat now held by retiring U.S. Rep. Barney Frank.

With all the rich fuck-up families like the Bushes, Kochs, and the Romneys, it's great to have a family like the Kennedys in politics.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Idiot of the Week

Andrew Breitbart


Andrew, you are one crazy bastard!

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Funny Because it's True

Conservatives are Plain Stupid

After weeks of reading the comments from the troll who tries to get past my comment filter, I have (re)realised an important point: conservatives are stupid and incapable of any rational dialogue. While you can't fix stupidity, you can surely outnumber it and it's time for liberals to take this country back from these stupid idiots who pretend they have a rational opinion.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Idiot of the Week

Susan G. Komen Foundation
While they deserve praise for their work in fighting breast cancer, dissing an organization that helps women is not a good idea. Even though they reversed the decision on Planned Parenthood, I think the damage is done. Anti-choicers are destructive people and because of a few bad choices, a great organization could fall as a result.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Groundhog Day

Mitt Romney saw his shadow, that means 2 presidential terms of not caring about poor people.