Free Bird! (Idiot Conservative Quotes)

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."-George W Bush

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"-Ronald Reagan

"This president, I think, has exposed himself as a guy, over and over and over again, who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture.  I don't know what it is.  I'm saying he has a problem. He has a -- this guy is, I believe, a racist."-Glenn Beck

"There is no equality.  You cannot guarantee that any two people will end up the same. And you can't legislate it, and you can't make it happen. You can try, under the guise of fairness and so forth, but some people are self-starters, and some people are born lazy. Some people are born victims. Some people are just born to be slaves."-Rush Limbaugh

"The problem here is that there will always be some uncertainty about how quickly he can acquire nuclear weapons. But we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud."-Condoleezza Rice

"How many of our Christians have what I call the goo-goo syndrome? Good government.  They want everybody to vote!  I don't want everybody to vote. Elections are not won by a majority of people, they never have been from the beginning of our country and they are not now.  As a matter of fact, our leverage in the elections quite candidly goes up as voting populace goes down."-Paul Weyrich

"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil."-Sarah Palin

"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."-Grover Norquist

“Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power.”-Benito Mussolini