Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred.-FDR

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Happy Birthday Albert Gore!

64 years old today.

Fun fact: I named myself after Albert Gore.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Idiot of the Week

Newt Gingrich

In the big news story about the cold-blooded murder of Trayvon Martin, there are a lot of choices to choose from including Geraldo, the Sanford police chief, and the lying neighbors who said that said that Martin attacked Zimmerman. Newt takes the cake (figuratively and literally, he's fat) referring to Obama's passionate words about Martin's death:

"Is the President suggesting that if it had been a white who had been shot that would be ok because it didn’t look like him?"

Seriously, is Gingrich running to be the president of the KKK (stupid question, the Republican Party is basically the KKK)? Seriously, can anybody say anything that dumb and racist and not be wearing a white robe and hood? Racists do two things, they hate non-whites and they pretend that other white people are persecuted and accuse non-whites of being racist against them. The latter is what Gingrich is accusing Obama of doing. As a white person, racists offend me and don't speak me. Gingrich can kiss my non-racist ass!


What is the difference between Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman?

One wore a hoodie and the other wears a hood.

But it's not a joke.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Quote of the Day

"We live in a world where racists get away with shooting 17 year old boys with Skittles and ethically-challenged 71 year old former vice presidents get brand new hearts."-Albert Cirrus

Saturday, March 24, 2012


Here's a story from Crazyville about Santorum:

The former senator, who boasts that he is from the part of Pennsylvania where President Obama said people “cling to guns or religion,” began his last day campaigning in Louisiana by picking up a Colt 45 and emptying two magazines into a circular target, not a human-shaped one.

He thanked the range master, who complimented his shooting, for a chance “to get those juices flowing in the morning” and told the crowd, “What I was able to exercise was one of those fundamental freedoms that’s guaranteed in our Constitution, the right to bear arms.”

A woman in the audience suggested, “Pretend it’s Obama,” unnerving the Secret Service. Santorum later said he did not hear the comment.

The "pretend it's Obama" comment is bad enough, but I think we are missing the bigger picture: why are presidential candidates shooting at any targets at all? I think people like Santorum set up their crazy followers to say things like that and they should be held responsible. Shooting at a target should not be a normal thing to do for a campaigning candidate, then again Santorum is not normal.

Happy 2nd Birthday to the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act!

Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act

It was actually yesterday, but still happy birthday to the greatest legislation passed since the 70's!

Quote of the Day

"As long as there are George Zimmermans out there, we are all Trayvon Martin."-Albert Cirrus

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Baseball Prediction

My Tampa Bay Rays will go 102-60 this season. Good pitching and hopefully a better offense will propel them to the AL East title and hopefully to the World Series. It's time to stop "almost" winning it and win!

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Idiot of the Week

This racist fuck:

Don't underestimate the level of racism still in this country. The best revenge against racism is success and that means reelecting Obama.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Monday, March 12, 2012

Idiot of the Week

The common cold

Fuck you, I'm feeling better now, ha ha! :-)

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Hero of the Week

“I don’t think that a statement like this, issued saying that his choice of words was not the best, changes anything,” Fluke said. “Especially when that statement is issued when he’s under significant pressure from his sponsors, who have begun to pull their support from the show.”

Well said Sandra. It's so easy to post an "idiot of the week", sometimes the best thing is to stay positive in the face of ugliness.

Enough Said

Friday, March 2, 2012

Conservatives are Dumb Part 2,198,498

For those of you who didn't get my Zombie Hicks joke, I really don't know what to say. I guess I can explain it, Bill Hicks died in 1994 so he would be 18 this year and that is the legal voting age, hence Zombie Hicks voting for Obama. If you didn't get the reference, you wouldn't get the joke. But I think there is another reason, conservatives are just dumb. There's a reason why most comedy comes from the left, comedy is based on intelligence and liberals are smarter, so conservatives wouldn't get the jokes. And most the jokes are aimed at conservatives in the first place, so of course they wouldn't get them because doing so would inherently change their worldview.