Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred.-FDR

I Want My Rockstars Dead! (Famous Quotes)

"Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred."-Franklin Roosevelt

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias."-Stephan Colbert

"Quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!"-Bill Hicks

"Freedom is the freedom to say 2 + 2 = 4."-George Orwell
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."-John Kenneth Galbraith

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell

"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."-Denis Diderot

"Reality doesn't go away after you stop believing in it."-Marc Perkel

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.”-Bill Hicks

"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country."-John F Kennedy

"So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself—nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance."-Franklin Roosevelt

"There are two moral imperatives of every good person, the first is to make the world a better place and the second is to stop those who will stand in your way in your attempt at doing that."-Albert Cirrus

"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them."-Adlai Stevenson

"A hungry man is not a free man."-Adlai Stevenson

"An attack on one science is an attack on all sciences."-Albert Cirrus

"New rule - stop talking about jobs being lost in a murderous, hateful industry like it's a bad thing. Now, last week I may have hurt a few feelings when my response to the complaint that jobs will be lost in the offshore drilling business was, 'Fuck your jobs.' But I meant it. And it goes double for burning coal and chopping down redwoods. Sorry, roughnecks, but eventually you're going to have to find something else to do. Try building windmills. You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash."-Bill Maher

"Most people are smart, they are just too stupid to realize it."-Albert Cirrus

"Politically, I consider myself a moderate...a moderate between the left and the far-left."-Albert Cirrus

"The whole point is about mediocrity, but as I look around me I understand that some of you aren't going to get it."-Bill Hicks

"I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart."-Anne Frank

"The most beautiful aspect of an Ayn Rand novel is the thought of it being turned into confetti."-Albert Cirrus

"There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody. You built a factory out there—good for you! But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for."-Elizabeth Warren

"The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace."-Bill Hicks

"While we can't do much to stop bad things happening to good people, we can do more to stop good things from happening to bad people."-Albert Cirrus

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste."-Bill Hicks

"We will not be free until we stop feeling sorry for those who have too much freedom."-Albert Cirrus

"You can't support small business without standing up to big business."-Albert Cirrus

"White liberal guilt ended slavery."-Albert Cirrus

"No dictatorship has ever been for the 'greater good.' If it was, it wouldn't be a dictatorship."-Albert Cirrus

"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes that you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid."-President Dwight Eisenhower

"Super rich people claim to be resourceful, creative, and hard working. If that was true, they would use their resourcefulness, creativity, and hard work to find new ways to not be super rich."-Albert Cirrus

"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor."-Desmond Tutu

“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”-Mahatma Gandhi

"The solution to bad government is not less government, it's good government."-Albert Cirrus

"The best customer of American industry is the well-paid worker."-Franklin Roosevelt