Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred.-FDR

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Bin Laden's Hot Air

Sorry Osama, I'm not falling for this. You know by now that whatever you say, people will do the opposite. So if you blame the US for global warming, you really want us to pollute more. Osama is really on the side of the global warming deniers here.

Sorry dude, not buying it.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Is Malkintented Retarded?

Michelle Malkintented seems to have a problem with raising the debt ceiling higher.

Let me repeat that — and let it be repeated loudly and often:
Every Senate Democrat voted to raise the debt limit to $14.3 trillion.


Can’t say it enough: There is no such thing as a “moderate Democrat” in the Senate.

Oh, now I get your point. Since the vote was on party lines, that automatically means that there are no "moderate" Democrats. Can I turn that around and say there are no "moderate" Republicans then? But from a non-biased standpoint you would have to say the Republicans are the ones who are radical here cause if you don't raise the debt ceiling, you have to pay off the debt and we can't do that without raising taxes. So all 40 Republicans are the stupid, irresponsible, and radical and by proxy, so is Malkintented.

I also loved this one:

Question: Why is Democrat MA Sen. Paul Kirk still voting?

Cause Scott Brown doesn't get inaugurated until February, dumbass.

Albert Cirrus is Pro-life...

...sentence for abortion doctor murderers.

Mona Lisa Sucks

I'm not art expert, but you don't have to be one to be a critic. I've always wondered, "what the fuck is so special about the Mona Lisa?" It's just a portrait, one of thousands painted in the era, why is it so special? Is it because of the painter? I guess so, I mean if Elvis Presley farted, a million people would consider it "music" just because it was Elvis. So I guess because Da Vinci painted it, it must kick ass.


The Mona Lisa sucks! It's mediocre at best, we shouldn't reward mediocrity just because a great painter painted it.

And speaking of which, there is now a cult following to see if the Mona Lisa was a self-portrait. What the fuck? And worse, people want to dig him up to do some tests to check his facial features. That is just fucked up IMHO.

Did we Just Stop the Next Great American Fascist or Just Delay Him?

The question now is not "will James O'keefe go to jail", but "for how long?" It's interesting that a man who I considered to be the next great American fascist of the conservative movement would destroy his career on something stupid like this.

To clarify about the great American fascists of the conservative movement, I'm talking about Ayn Rand, Ronald Reagan, and Rush Limbaugh. Those three people have had the greatest negative impact on this country in the past 50 years. It started with Rand who started the modern era of greed with her philosophy. In 1981, Reagan who was influenced by Rand took over and added an aspect of social conservativism to the mix. Then as Reagan started to lose it mentally and his presidency came to a close, Limbaugh took over and has reigned as the leader of the modern conservative movement.

A few weeks ago, Limbaugh had some heart problems and I think years of smoking, over eating, and drug use has taken a toll on his body and I won't be surprised if he dies in a few years. I was thinking that the next great American fascist would come from a college Republican and I thought O'keefe with his ideology and manipulation would take that position. Since the motive driven "pranks" against Planned Parenthood and ACORN, the right has viewed him as a rising star and even a bunch of Republicans wanted to honor him.

Now he's going to jail for a while and maybe some other young conservative or teabagger would take over as the next great American fascist. Or maybe O'keefe's jail sentence would be considered as an act of martyrdom and as soon as he gets out, he will be a little bit wiser and continue to push his ideology. Look at Hitler, he spent time in prison and when he got out, became more powerful than ever and had millions of followers. I'm not saying that O'keefe is the next Hitler, but we need to keep an eye on him when he leaves prison.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Howard Zinn RIP

Rest in Peace.


Question: If we can arrest 4 punks for tapping one phone of a senator, why not the Bush Administration for wire tapping thousands?

Another Dumb PETA Idea

PETA is one of the few so-called liberal organizations I don't like, mainly cause their ideas are just plain stupid sometimes. I'm an omnivore, so of course I would disapprove of them. Even if I didn't eat meat, I would still oppose them. I also think their opposition to animal research is wrong cause we get so much scientific information from animal research.

Anyways, so now they want Punxsutawney Phil to be robotic. Okay? But I found this line funny:

Deeley says PETA isn't interested in Phil from Feb. 2 on, and is looking for publicity.

So Deeley is from a small town whose only claim to fame is to have a groundhog come out of a hole once a year to see if he sees his shadow and somehow that has an effect on the weather of an entire country and this gets major news coverage every year.

But PETA is the only one looking for publicity, gotcha.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

O'keefe Busted

Looks like the future of conservative hard-hitting undercover journalism James O'keefe has been busted. I hope he rots in jail for what he did.

This has been the best news all week.

The Most Politically Incorrect Book

Two conservatives were about to leave a book club meeting when one stopped the other.

Con 1: Hey buddy, how about those books?
Con 2: Too PC!
Con 1: I know! Hey, I have this book for you, it's probably the most politically incorrect book ever written.
Con 2: Go on!
Con 1: It was written by a white male heterosexual and he has solutions to all the problems in the world. He served in the military and supports military spending, hates Communism, is very religious, supports big business, hates feminists, and stands up to minorities. He is very patriotic and has no tolerance for liberal "tolerance." He also battled the government and the big media. When he countered the government in what would have been a tea party of that day, he was thrown in jail. He supported keeping "bad people" in prisons like Gitmo and giving them so-called "harsh treatments." And best of all, he hates the French!
Con 2: Great! What's the book called?
Con 1: I forgot, Mein-Something.

Done With Obama

One year into Obama's first term, he has officially become Republican-lite.

What happened to hope and change?

"Bush Babies"

I think I've come up with a term to describe the explosion of teen pregnancy after years of retarded Bush-supported abstinence programs, "Bush Babies."

Bauer and Clerks 2

Andre Bauer is in a shitstorm:

"My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that."

First you call your grandmother "uneducated", then you say her advice and apply it to poor people. Kinda sounds like a different grandmother.

IMHO, this will bite him in the ass and he will lose the governor's race. If he attacked blacks or hispanics and not poor people, he would have gotten away with it in racist South Carolina, but since he went after poor people which includes many whites, he will be punished for it.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Democrats Lose Another Seat

We're fucked.

What bothers me more is why Beau Biden won't run.

He cited a need to focus on prosecution of a high-profile child molestation case.


So, you can't do both at the same time? How retarded are you? To Beau the prosecution of one child molester is more important than keeping the Senate out of the hands of the Republicans who IMHO are 100 times worse than child molesters. You know what Beau, fuck you!

Break a Leg Peyton Manning!

Seriously, break your leg.

I hate Peyton Manning, he is such a douchebag. Not only does Manning suck, his team sucks. Think about it, besides the Super Bowl victory against Chicago, the Colts haven't been to the game despite having 12 or more victories every season since 2003. The Steelers of the 70's, the 49ers of the 80's, the Cowboys of the 90's, and the Patriots of the 00's have had more Super Bowl victories with fewer wins. Heck, the Bucs have had as much success in the game as the Colts have. Even though I wanted the Vikings to win yesterday, I want the Saints to win. Fuck the Colts!

But back to Manning, the dude is a corporate whore. Sure other qbs have been in commercials, but I can't think of qb that has been in more commercials this decade than Manning. Peyton is also a Tennessee Vol and I hate the Vols. I also hate his brother Eli, he sucks!

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Example of What's Wrong with the World

Do some people have any sense of decency?

Do the Right-Wingers Hate Fiorina?

It seems that Malkintented has joined that anti-Carly crusade.

I will say this now, Republicans will save the Democrats from an all out blood bath in November by hating their own cause they aren't fascistic enough.

Idiot of the Week

Rush Limbaugh

What a liar he is and a projectionist. Rush shares many similarities with Nazis, why is he pretending to be on the side of the Jews?

Football Picks for Today

Indianapolis 21-New York 13

Minnesota 27-New Orleans 20

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Obama is a Liar

Hey Obama, didn't you promise something? Huh?

Office Depot Commercial

I was watching a commercial on tv last night and it got me thinking. It was for Office Depot and it was about this barber who one day had a big hair-cutting business move across the street from him and they were offering 5 dollar haircuts and he couldn't compete. Then he went to Office Depot and got some stuff to save him money so he could compete and the big business that moved in across the street disappeared.

Sounds great and I have nothing against Office Depot per se. But don't you see some irony in this at all? How many small businesses has Office Depot put out of business? I mean why do big businesses pretend to be on the side of small businesses against other big businesses? Is it because they fear a potential backlash down the road from the people?


It was an utter disaster.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Something Missing?

I don't see a single damn ad, do you?

Thank you Levitating Pizza Goblin for not poisoning my blog with ads! (or have I spoken too soon?)

Don't Pass it

While I would love to see healthcare reform pass, I'm leaning towards not passing the current healthcare bill.

-Albert Cirrus

Friday Hicks

New feature: Friday Bill Hicks. A random Bill Hicks video.


-Albert Cirrus

We Need a Constitutional Amendment

The Citizens United (an Orwellianly named organization, they are really a bunch of corporate thugs and not a grassroots organization) case has convinced me that we need a Constitutional amendment to alter the 14th Amendment. A corporation is not a person and should not be given the same rights as a person. Since a corporation doesn't have a mouth, their way to speak is through giving money. But IMHO, this is legal bribery and could lead to fascism. The way to fix this is to A. amend the Constitution and B. change the Supreme Court. The 14th Amendment should read:

All natural persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any natural person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any natural person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

I heard an interesting point someone made that Dred Scott made people property and the Citizens United case made property people.

-Albert Cirrus



•Would you favor or oppose the national government offering everyone the choice of a government administered health insurance plan — something like the Medicare coverage that people 65 and older get — that would compete with private health insurance plans?
Favor 82%
Oppose 14%
Not Sure 4%

Keep that number in mind next time you hear someone claim the Massachusetts voters voted for Scott Brown cause they didn't want healthcare reform. It's the exact opposite, they wanted a more liberal healthcare bill and the only way to stop the watered-down version was to elect a Republican to the seat.

-Albert Cirrus

My Name is Albert Cirrus

My name is Albert Cirrus, I'm 25, and I live in sunny St. Petersburg. This is a left-wing political blog, so fuck conservatives!

-Albert Cirrus

Testing 1,2,3

My first post on RICM.