Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred.-FDR

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Thought of the Day

"The biggest concern is not bad things happening to good people, but good things happening to bad people. If you stop good things from happening to bad people, fewer bad things will happen to good people."

Monday, April 26, 2010

Monday Hicks

Hicks on abortion.

Republicans: We Love Wall Street Corruption

It's amazing, all 41 Republicans in the Senate are standing in the way of the Wall Street regulation bill. This is one reason why we need to fucking nuke the filibuster. It also shows that when it comes down to who is more important, the Republicans will always choose big business over people, the environment, labor, safety, consumers, etc. It's just who they are. They are fascists.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Been Sick Lately

I missed my Earth Day post cause I was sick that day with a 100 degree fever. So I will say that every day should be Earth Day and not just April 22nd. Everybody should thank the environmentalist movement, cause without us, there would be no livable world and everyone would be dead. We should keep pushing to pass more restrictions on greenhouse gases to stop the global warming holocaust that might happen.

Idiot of the Week

Jan Brewer

I was going to go with Sue Lowden's chicken comment, but this has actual consequences. I hate Brewer's comment about not tolerating racial profiling. Gee, the point of the bill is to question anyone the police suspect of being an illegal immigrant, how will that not lead to racial profiling?

It is racist and I hope the ACLU sues every cop that abides by the "rule."

Monday, April 19, 2010

Malkintented is a Koreshbot

Whenever I think Michelle couldn't get any crazier, she does.

What does he owe the victims of Waco who died as a result of gross FBI incompetence, negligence, and zeal?

Hey asshole, David Koresh and his crazy buddies set fire to the compound, not the FBI, get your facts straight. Of course we could expect this since the right tried to defend the Hutaree cultists as just "peaceful Christians persecuted by Obama."

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Advice for Every Baseball Player

Find a young pitcher, tell them “someday you’re going to throw a no-hitter,” and hopefully Yahoo Sports will run a story calling you a fortune teller. If they never throw a no-hitter, everybody will forget and you won't get called out for it. But if you do, wow, you see into the future!

Idiot of the Week


With the massive tax cut on the middle class, teabaggers have nothing to hate Obama over. Of course there's always "he's black with a Muslim sounding name", but us liberals aren't allowed to talk about that, lol.

I also love Obama's reaction:

"So I've been amused in recent days by these people having rallies," he told the crowd at the fundraiser to laughter. "I think they should be saying thank you."

Right on dude.

Friday, April 16, 2010


I find it ironic that someone from an industry that relies heavily on sampling music from other people has the balls to accuse anybody of stealing his name.

Conservatives are INSANE

I can't say it enough, these people deserve to be locked up in a nut house.

Something is most definitely wrong. The President of the United States venturing out to a soccer game that didn't exist in a high-crime area may have been lying about attending his daughter's soccer game last weekend.

The hatred directed towards Obama is so bad that they are even accusing him of lying about going to his daughter's soccer game. I really think conservatism is a mental disorder. If it wasn't for the grace of the First Amendment, these people would be in the nut house writing on the chalk board about socialism and death panels.

The sponge for insanity Vox Day has also picked this story up.

Monday, April 12, 2010


It's the no shit Sherlock story of the day.

Study: Spanking Kids Leads to More Aggressive Behavior

I could have told you that without reading this story. We all know kids who were beaten (the illegal kind of beating) by their parents end up beating their own kids. So it's obvious that spanking (the legal kind of beating) will make kids more aggressive. So I think it's time to outlaw spanking.

Of course, some parents will have a fit if spanking is banned, but luckily when it is banned, they won't be able to take it out on their kids.

Idiot of the Week

John McCain

I never considered myself a maverick.

If you look up "full of shit" in the dictionary...

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Happy Belated Birthday Rachel Corrie!

It was yesterday, but she would have been 31 years old. Too bad she is not alive to celebrate it.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Dick Morris is a Terrorist

What else can I say, the Insane Chipmunk is worse than Osama Bin Laden.

So, as New Yorkers are coughing their lungs out from mustard gas or dying in the streets of biological weapons, they will know that their government will not use nuclear weapons to retaliate against their murderers.

Responding to an attack that kills a few hundred with an unprecedented attack that kills millions and keeps killing for centuries, there's a term for that: terrorism.

Republicans should reply by introducing a bill in the Senate committing the United States to a nuclear response should any nation attack us with biological, chemical or electromagnetic pulse weapons. Let the Democrats vote against it. Let them filibuster it. Let them explain why we will not use our strongest weapons to deter an attack that could kill millions of our citizens or immobilize our entire economy!

But I will agree with Morris here, Republicans should introduce a bill like that and explain that they want to kill millions in retaliation for a small non-nuclear attack. No Republican will ever be elected again...and I can live with that.

Malkintented Steps in it Again

In response to Obama's response to Palin's idiocy, Malkintented posts an irrelevant video about Obama not knowing about something...two fucking years ago. Either way, Obama was talking about nuclear bombs, not nuclear waste. Gosh, Malkintented really loves to prove my nickname of her to be true.

And then there was this gem:

Humility is becoming, Mr. President. Try it more often.

Since when has Palin ever been humble to Obama? Like this?:

"He's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country."

Or this?:

"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care."

Oh fuck it. Fuck Palin, fuck Malkintented, fuck all these little right-wing, shit-head, mother-fuckers, I hate them all. Obama is not always correct, but he will be more correct than all these puss-eating, scumbags combined.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Jenny McCarthy

I refuse to feel sorry for her now that her school is closing down. I wonder how many kids have been infected with diseases cause they didn't get vaccinated cause of her out of fear of getting autism. The vaccine-autism link is full of shit and I think McCarthy shouldn't be allowed to be a spokesperson because of her lies.

Appoint Anita Hill to Replace JP Stevens

Justice Anita Hill, I like it, never will happen, but I like it. Nice way to get back at Clarence Thomas.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Newt 2012

Run Newt run!

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, a potential presidential candidate in 2012, called Barack Obama on Thursday "the most radical president in American history" who oversees a "secular, socialist machine."

I would like Obama to beat the Amphibian in two years, I'd like to see Obama win 400 electoral votes this time.

BTW, the Amphibian was in St. Petersburg last week pimping offshore oil drilling. Yeah, the one thing you need to do in a state dependent on tourism is make its beaches unusable due to an oil spill.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Racist Republican Southerners

The Civil War and Confederacy was all about preserving slavery, so anybody who celebrates Confederate History Month is a racist. The new Republican Virginia governor has joined that group.

The last two Democratic governors didn't, so Virginia is going in the wrong direction back to the "bad old days", if you know what I mean.

Feeling Good for Duke

When your football team sucks and your Lacrosse team is full of rapists, it's a good thing your basketball team can win championships.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Headline Says it All

Vatican blasts anti-Catholic 'hate' campaign



I've said enough.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Soulless Teabaggers

When I look at the teabaggers, I not only see a bunch of racist idiots with signs, I see men and women without souls. They are walking around with hatred and it can't be negotiated with. They are like the zombies from zombieland, they can't be talked with. All they do is spew venom, cause they have no soul. These people need to find a fucking soul and become liberals. Liberals know what is good for this country and we have souls, they don't. But teabaggers like zombies will never learn, soulless people can't think either, they just walk around with this emotional and intellectual vacuum and try to suck other people in. Throughout history, certain protests have worked cause those who protest have souls and the teabaggers are just stupid, corporate-owned, racist, idiots. That is why the teabaggers will never win, they have no fucking souls.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Reason Number 13,764 Why We Need to Get Off Fossil Fuels

Australia's Great Barrier Reef

Obama, are you listening? Think of this happening off of Florida's coast.

Easter Sunday Hicks Part 2


Fast forward to 8:10. That part about Jesus got Hicks pulled from Letterman.

Easter Sunday Hicks Part 1

Easter Bunny

Healthcare and Racism

I found this interesting:

A doctor who considers the national health-care overhaul to be bad medicine for the country posted a sign on his office door telling patients who voted for President Barack Obama to seek care "elsewhere."

"I'm not turning anybody away — that would be unethical," Dr. Jack Cassell, 56, a Mount Dora urologist and a registered Republican opposed to the health plan, told the Orlando Sentinel on Thursday. "But if they read the sign and turn the other way, so be it."

The sign reads: "If you voted for Obama … seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four years."

He says he can't turn people away, but his sign basically says "fuck off if you voted for Obama." You know what, 95% of black voters voted for Obama, so I'm guessing very few of them will be seeing Jack Cassell.

Cassell might as well trade his white coat in for a different white article of clothing. Racists can try to be clever and cover up their racism, but they will be called out for it. This healthcare issue is all about race, never forget it.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Idiot of the Week

Hutaree Militia

Is this just the beginning of it? I hope the FBI can stop more of these "little Mcveighs" before they will try to kill more.

Tell Me How These People Don't Support Violence

Conservatives like to hijack the founding fathers, but I don't think Patrick Henry ever said, "give me liberty to not tell a census worker how much I flush my toilet, or threaten them with death with my wife's shotgun if they come on my property."

And come on CNN, really? Erick Erickson?

Friday, April 2, 2010

Michelle Ball-kin

After months of bashing liberals for using the dirty term "teabagger" to describe conservative protesters, Malkintented has her own dirty question:

Repeat question of the day: Does the GOP have enough balls?

Yes, it takes balls to teabag Michelle.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Shorter Carey Roberts

White men rule the vote, so fuck everyone else and listen to us!

Rush Limbaugh 1951-2010

It's a sad day in the world of radio, broadcaster Rush Limbaugh was found dead in his West Palm Beach mansion. The cause of death is unknown.


After looking through his home, forensics discovered two empty bottles. One bottle was for Oxycontin, another for Viagra. There is potential for a lethal dosage if the two are taken within an hour of each other. There was also a note left, possibly a suicide note.


Apparently the note wasn't a suicide note after all, it was a rant about the late Ted Kennedy. Forensics believe Rush was taking Oxycontin when he started to hallucinate about the ghost of Ted Kennedy and died of a massive heart attack. Apparently, the Viagra had nothing to do with the death.


Before forensic agents were about to leave, they heard some noise in his basement and investigated it. They found twenty scared Haitians begging for food. Apparently, Rush had smuggled them in after the earthquake. We don't know if they are there to be his slaves.


Later in the evening, a 46 year old brunet female with flowers knocked on the door. She went by the name "Barracuda" and wanted to know if Rush was there. The forensics informed her of the death and she ran away in tears saying something about Rush helping further her career. She might have been a prostitute and Rush was her pimp.


After the immigration agents left with the Haitians, another car pulled up to the mansion and two men in suits angrily asked where we were taking the Haitians. They turned out to be Christian missionaries and they wanted their immigrants back. Apparently, they had Viagra in their car and they only wanted the children. The men were arrested and taken in for potential child prostitution charges.


Later on the streets of West Palm Beach, Barracuda was pulled over after being caught with a bald black man with glasses named Michael outside a strip club. They explained they were Republican officials just doing some RNC work. They were taken in for further questions.


The note Rush left was released and it was confirmed that he had a massive heart attack after hallucinating. Almost 60 years of cholesterol was too much for Rush and his increased heart rate during the hallucinations was the straw that broke the camel's back. In the note left, Rush wrote extensively about Ted Kennedy's ghost haunting him. It also mentioned his love for a woman named Sarah.


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