Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred.-FDR

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Pink Slime Conservatism

I think a way to define conservatism is the sum of all bad human emotions and ideologies. Conservatism epitomizes the sum of: hate, bigotry, homophobia, elitism, alfalsism, greed, racism, religious insanity, sexism, fear, anti-environmentalism, authoritarianism, ignorance, selfishness, intolerance, xenophobia, and stupidity. One can compare conservatism to the pink slime in Ghostbusters 2. Liberalism on the other hand is the positively charged slime that makes the Statue of Liberty come to life at the end of the movie.

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