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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Manning Brothers to Appear in their own Pro-Life Ad

After the success of the Tebow Superbowl ad, Focus on the Family is planning to launch another commercial featuring 2 other NFL stars who have had similar stories of their mothers choosing life over abortion. The Tebow ads outraged feminists cause they imply that women with difficult and dangerous pregnancies should risk their lives just to give birth to a child who could one day end up being a Heisman winner. The chances of that happening are like 1 in over a million, but to be sure, Focus on the Family wants to force you to have that baby just in case; even if it kills you.

Some pro-lifers say they only support abortion if it is for the health of the woman or for incest. Tebow covered the first one, now secret documents are coming out that Olivia Manning, the wife of Archie and mother of Peyton, Eli, and that other brother nobody cares about Cooper is really Archie's cousin. It is said that incest is bad cause it results in deformities which both Peyton and Eli have, but have covered them up well. If you think about it, Peyton does look and talk like Forest Gump, so maybe they aren't that well hidden.

In the ad, Olivia shows a picture of Peyton and Eli and talks about how much she loves them and even though they are the result of incest, she is glad they were born. Then Peyton and Eli come into the picture and beat her up. Peyton pulls out a bat and cracks her skull open while Eli stabs her with a knife. A second later she gets up like nothing happens and talks about how tough she is. At the end, Peyton storms off crying without giving her a hug and Eli tries to fight off Cooper who is trying to get in the commercial. Olivia just stands there smiling and the website for Focus on the Family pops up.

Of course feminist groups are outraged over this saying that it is a misogynist message. James Dobson countered this claim by saying they were wrong and "just having their period." Focus on the Family by the way is debating whether or not having a period is abortion.

Next year Focus on the Family is concentrating on crack babies that could have been aborted and have instead grown up to become successful. George W Bush and Barbara Bush are slated to be in that commercial.

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