Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred.-FDR







Sunday, April 4, 2010

Easter Sunday Hicks Part 1

Easter Bunny

Healthcare and Racism

I found this interesting:

A doctor who considers the national health-care overhaul to be bad medicine for the country posted a sign on his office door telling patients who voted for President Barack Obama to seek care "elsewhere."

"I'm not turning anybody away — that would be unethical," Dr. Jack Cassell, 56, a Mount Dora urologist and a registered Republican opposed to the health plan, told the Orlando Sentinel on Thursday. "But if they read the sign and turn the other way, so be it."

The sign reads: "If you voted for Obama … seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four years."

He says he can't turn people away, but his sign basically says "fuck off if you voted for Obama." You know what, 95% of black voters voted for Obama, so I'm guessing very few of them will be seeing Jack Cassell.

Cassell might as well trade his white coat in for a different white article of clothing. Racists can try to be clever and cover up their racism, but they will be called out for it. This healthcare issue is all about race, never forget it.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Idiot of the Week

Hutaree Militia

Is this just the beginning of it? I hope the FBI can stop more of these "little Mcveighs" before they will try to kill more.

Tell Me How These People Don't Support Violence

Conservatives like to hijack the founding fathers, but I don't think Patrick Henry ever said, "give me liberty to not tell a census worker how much I flush my toilet, or threaten them with death with my wife's shotgun if they come on my property."

And come on CNN, really? Erick Erickson?

Friday, April 2, 2010

Michelle Ball-kin

After months of bashing liberals for using the dirty term "teabagger" to describe conservative protesters, Malkintented has her own dirty question:

Repeat question of the day: Does the GOP have enough balls?

Yes, it takes balls to teabag Michelle.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Shorter Carey Roberts

White men rule the vote, so fuck everyone else and listen to us!

Rush Limbaugh 1951-2010

It's a sad day in the world of radio, broadcaster Rush Limbaugh was found dead in his West Palm Beach mansion. The cause of death is unknown.

(update)

After looking through his home, forensics discovered two empty bottles. One bottle was for Oxycontin, another for Viagra. There is potential for a lethal dosage if the two are taken within an hour of each other. There was also a note left, possibly a suicide note.

(update)

Apparently the note wasn't a suicide note after all, it was a rant about the late Ted Kennedy. Forensics believe Rush was taking Oxycontin when he started to hallucinate about the ghost of Ted Kennedy and died of a massive heart attack. Apparently, the Viagra had nothing to do with the death.

(update)

Before forensic agents were about to leave, they heard some noise in his basement and investigated it. They found twenty scared Haitians begging for food. Apparently, Rush had smuggled them in after the earthquake. We don't know if they are there to be his slaves.

(update)

Later in the evening, a 46 year old brunet female with flowers knocked on the door. She went by the name "Barracuda" and wanted to know if Rush was there. The forensics informed her of the death and she ran away in tears saying something about Rush helping further her career. She might have been a prostitute and Rush was her pimp.

(update)

After the immigration agents left with the Haitians, another car pulled up to the mansion and two men in suits angrily asked where we were taking the Haitians. They turned out to be Christian missionaries and they wanted their immigrants back. Apparently, they had Viagra in their car and they only wanted the children. The men were arrested and taken in for potential child prostitution charges.

(update)

Later on the streets of West Palm Beach, Barracuda was pulled over after being caught with a bald black man with glasses named Michael outside a strip club. They explained they were Republican officials just doing some RNC work. They were taken in for further questions.

(update)

The note Rush left was released and it was confirmed that he had a massive heart attack after hallucinating. Almost 60 years of cholesterol was too much for Rush and his increased heart rate during the hallucinations was the straw that broke the camel's back. In the note left, Rush wrote extensively about Ted Kennedy's ghost haunting him. It also mentioned his love for a woman named Sarah.

(update)

There's a sale at Sears, 20% off all shoes. Check back for more updates later.