Bill Hicks Tells The Truth About The Kennedy Assassination

Bill Hicks Tells The Truth About The Kennedy Assassination

Obamacare Will Work

Here's the straight dope on Obamacare. Despite the problems of the website and stuff, the legacy of Obamacare is that more people will get healthcare and lives are going to be saved. Some idiots compared Obamacare to Bush's Katrina, but people died in Katrina, lives will be saved with Obamacare. Republicans tried to vote to end or delay Obamacare and they threw a temper tantrum and shut down the government when that failed. All because they didn't want Obama to succeed. Well they will have egg on their face and the Republicans will hopefully be thrown out of office next year.

"Movember"=Stupid

I know November is already half over, but I have to get something off my chest, or my face. As a man, I think this "No Shave November" or "Movember" thing is stupid. It's also sexist IMHO. After a month of guys having to see these pink ribbons everywhere for breast cancer, men are like "Hey, what about my nuts and prostate? I have an idea, let's upstage women in November and not shave!" Also, selling pink things for breast cancer month actually got money for research, what does not shaving do? It does nothing for men with cancer either. Either it's sexist or lazy, but I guess some men really feel like they are actually showing some solidarity which is fine, but just admit that it's doing nothing for fighting cancer. Some think it raises awareness for cancer which will lead to money, but in reality it's just dudes not shaving and raising money can be done despite "Movember." By the end of the month, it will be just something to get Thanksgiving gravy on. If you already have a beard of moustache, fine keep it on. But if you are just growing it for "Movember", shave it off, it's dumb.

Stupid Conservatives Calling Smart Liberals "Stupid"

Look, one thing is true about conservatives, they love to project. If I call them "racist", they say, "Nah you are the real racist." Or if I call them "fascists", they say, "Nah you are the one who is a fascist." That projection needs to stop.

Look, I know why conservatives project. Because if they told the truth about themselves, nobody would be a conservative and lying only goes so far. So conservatives take whatever liberals accuse them of and say, "I'm rubber you're glue, whatever bounces off of me sticks to you." Yes, projection is essentially the adult version of that childish rhyme.

That leads me to the people (or person) who keeps calling me, Albert Cirrus stupid or a moron and others who call liberals stupid. Conservatism is essentially just the intellectualizing of anti-intellectualism. That is it's trying to turn dumb arguments into smart ones. So pretty much every conservative argument is a stupid one. But because they think their arguments are smart, they then think that liberals are stupid and that's not true. You can say that they are too stupid to realize that they are stupid. But I would like to declare any conservative accusing any liberal of being stupid or a moron to be a liar because they are the dumb ones. Conservatives are stupid idiots, they should admit it and stop projecting. Thank you.

"The whole point is about mediocrity, but as I look around me I understand that some of you aren’t going to get it."-Bill Hicks

Obama Didn't Lie

A lot of people are saying that Obama lied for saying, "if you like your healthcare, you can keep it" because the healthcare companies dumped some people. But why would anybody like a healthcare plan that just dumps them? That would seem like something nobody would ever like. If I said, "if you like your friend, you can keep them" and than that friend punched you in the face and left you, you wouldn't call me a liar because that's not something you would like. It's the same thing with healthcare. Obama didn't lie, stop blaming him for the actions of the healthcare companies that a few years ago were allowed to dump people for pre-existing conditions (and secretly probably still are.)